I'm going to do it anyway.

Cagers... I seriously think I might go on an all-out, Grand Theft Auto IV-style killing spree at some point, but in the meantime I'm going to keep myself out of prison and instead make it easier for me to communicate to mindless drivers exactly what I think of them and their mothers. 

No, I'm not going work on riding one-handed in order to tell them I think they're number one - I'm going upgrade the horn on my bike to something that will break glass, make their ears bleed and, if there's a just God, poop their pants.

Enter the Stebel Nautilus motorcycle horn.  This 18 amp, air-compressor horn is just slightly more powerful than any stock horn (insert sarcasm), belting out 139 ear splitting decibels.  If you don't know how loud that is, it's roughly the volume of a commercial jet engine at 100ft away during take off - a volume level that some safety organizations suggest you NEVER experience, even for one minute, of a given day without hearing protection.

That will wake them up.


7/5/2012 12:37:41 am

Awesome. I want to hear it. Maybe it'll go on my new bike too!

7/5/2012 11:26:24 pm

NICE!!!!!!!! I can also say good morning to a few of my quality imigrationally challenged neighbors!!


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